bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
"that’s a questionable ship"
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep”
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information