when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating
Hello friend, are you having a bad night?
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
- me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
- me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*
"You’re ACTUALLY going to walk right up to the tower of the evil wizard, and offer him a fruit basket to welcome him to the neighborhood? That’s your plan? … That’s so cute I almost want to let it work."